Treasure Trove o' Fun

[HandsomeLad42 is sleeping in his bed when a loud noise is heard]

HandsomeLad42: [wakes up] What was that? [exits his room] Cmc! [knocks on Cmc's door]

[Cmc opens the door]

HandsomeLad42: Wow, that was quick.

Cmcgrath26: HandsomeLad42! Did you hear that sound - like a crashing noise.

Mavnol333: [suddenly appears] I recognise it - like something landing after being shot from a cannon. But what? Didn't sound like a human...

Cmcgrath26: Mavnol. A. Where did you come from and B. How can you recognise this sort of stuff?

MagicSponge123 [on the speakers] Sorry about that. I investigated and it seems to be a treasure chest.

Mavnol333: Oh right, a treasure chest! I knew the answer was somewhere in that brain, but I just couldn't find it! So, what kind of loot is in it, Magic?

Idroppedmypen: [walks in] I don't know.

Mavnol333: I wasn't asking you!

Idroppedmypen: Yeah, I know but... Pen Pen's detecting something. Specifically, treasure!

HandsomeLad42: We know.

MagicSponge123: [on the speakers] Oh, Pen! I want to have a few words with you. And the rest of you, come downstairs. I'll be there once I've finished with Pen.

Doctor Patrick: You heard him, downstairs we go!

[everyone goes downstairs]

ExcitedGreenPig6: I'm excited! What's in that treasure chest?

Mavnol333: Ah yes, ExcitedAboutTreasure6.

ExcitedGreenPig6: Are you just giving everyone names?

Mavnol333: No, that was just one time. Your name isn't on the bulletin board.

ItzSpongeBob 1999: Do you think we should take a peek at the treasure? Magic won't be here for a while.

GoldenSpongebob: I do have an addiction with treasure, so I'm coming too!

Louis219: Count me in!

[everyone goes outside]

PlanKrab: Goddamn it! It's locked-er-er!

Людмила Михайловна: Не волнуйтесь, у меня есть особый способ открывать такие вещи. У кого-нибудь есть ручка?

SpongeFan199: I think he's trying to tell us something, but none of us can understand!

Britney: You know what, I should've helped earlier. I have a translator!



S3: Go on.

Britney: Alright, I got it in my pocket. Hey, that rhymes! [takes it out and puts it on Людмила Михайловна's neck] Let's just put this around his neck and...

Людмила Михайловна: Тестирование, тестирование, раз, два, три.

Translator: Banana, banana, kill me please.

Undie: Uh, what?

Britney: Sorry, just needs a second to warm up. Say that again, please.

Людмила Михайловна: Тестирование, тестирование, раз, два, три.

Translator: Testing, testing, one, two, three.

Britney: There we go!

Tronyboy: Now, what were you trying to tell us-er-er... I mean us.

Людмила Михайловна: Не волнуйтесь, у меня есть особый способ открывать такие вещи. У кого-нибудь есть ручка?

Translator: Don't worry, I have a special way to open things like this. Does anyone have a pen?

GuyBesideYou4: Well the only person I know who always has a pen is Pen, who's currently with Magic.

[at the hotel]

MagicSponge123: So, you understand that you may not use your pen to cheat?

Idroppedmypen: Yes, I do.

MagicSponge123: Alright. [holding Pen Pen] I've adjusted it a bit so you can't use it for anything but writing. Here you go. [gives it back]

[they go downstairs]

MagicSponge123: Okay, I'm back. Time to announce the- where is everyone? [exits the hotel] Hello?

Idroppedmypen: I think I see them, over by the benches.

[at the benches]

ButtFetishHReturns: Where is that pen? I knew I had it in that pocket. [takes something out] Oh, that's just one of my useless pictures. [throws it away]

Idroppedmypen: What's up?

CartoonGuy: Pen! Just the person we needed! You see-

MagicSponge123: Ahem.

Doctor Patrick: Magic!

MagicSponge123: What are you doing here by the treasure chest?

PlanKrab: You see-er-er, we really wanted to see what's in it, so we went out here to look at it. But according to the Russian person, we need a pen to open it!

MagicSponge123: Yes, I figured that out a while ago. Now, you all know Pen here has a pen. Your challenge is to take it from her and open the chest!

Idroppedmypen: Come on, seriously?

MagicSponge123: I was having trouble thinking up a challenge so when this mysterious loot box fell from the sky I had this brilliant idea! Even I don't know what's in it, so that just adds to the surprise! But, you can't have a challenge without teams, can ya, me hearties? So, Cmc and Pen, this is your first time hearing the teams, so pay close attention.

Cmcgrath26: Yes sir!

MagicSponge123: Mavnol333, :o, Britney, HandsomeLad42, PlanKrab, S3, ExcitedGreenPig6, Louis219, Doctor Patrick, and ItzSpongeBob 1999 are on the Fearless Fighters. The rest of you are on the Strategic Soldiers.

Mavnol333: So, FearlessFighter42, we're on the same team! How good does that sound? Too bad StrategicSoldierBesideYou3 isn't here to join us.

HandsomeLad42:

GuyBesideYou3:

MagicSponge123: [quickly] 3, 2, 1, go!

Cmcgrath26: Pen! Can I have your pen?

Idroppedmypen: No.

PlanKrab: How about you give me the pen, then-er-er?

Idroppedmypen: Definitely not.

Mavnol333: You guys are pathetic. I'll show you how it's done. [tries to take Pen Pen but Pen kicks him]

Idroppedmypen: Can't steal my pen, haha!

Undie: Strategic Soldiers, I have a plan. RUN AFTER PEN!

ButtFetishHReturns: Ok e

[the Strategic Soldiers run after Pen with the Fearless Fighters following soon after]

Idroppedmypen: Oh no, I got a whole squad after me!

MagicSponge123: Play along, it's all part of the challenge!

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Mavnol333: I can take you down. Just gimme a minute.

Idroppedmypen: Oh, bring it on!

PEN wants to fight!

PEN sent out PEN PEN!

Enemy PEN PEN used ERASE!

Enemy PEN PEN's attack fails!

Idroppedmypen: I forgot Magic messed with Pen Pen... Now I can't use the eraser!